Fourteen years ago Mary Breeze was killed by lightning. It should have been all the bad luck that the Breeze family was due but, as John Breeze is about to find out, this couldn't be further from the truth. The Breezes is John Breeze's account of his family's most hellish fortnight, when insurance policies, security systems and lucky underpants are pitted against redundancy, burglery and relegation.
How do you feel?